#This live grenade of a question was the first one answered on Saturday's livestream and holy hell did it set a vibe for the next two hours.

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KYLE CROUSE: Alright, so… let’s go ahead and get started, ‘cause we have a lot already. And, uh, Vixrs, you are the first one— congratulations. So, this question is from Vixrs. "Shadow died in SA2 and came back in Heroes. Jesus died on the cross and came back 3 days later. Cast for Bible storybook game? Remember if VeggieTales can do it, Sonic can, too." [cackling laughter begins after reading ‘Jesus died on the cross’]

IAN FLYNN: [audible laughter] KYLE: Well, I mean, it would be… [laughing] I mean, there is an audience for it. IAN: [as Shadow] “This is what you wanted, isn’t it, Maria? My body to be this bread?” KYLE: [laughs] Oh no… IAN: Mm… no, I— I do not think we will ever go there, because that means according to all the parallels, Yahweh is Black Doom, and I… KYLE: [wheezing laughter] IAN: …No, absolutely not. I mean, I can absolutely hear him say, [Black Doom voice] “You shall have no other gods before me,” but that’s gonna piss off a lot of people. Having the clearly demonic-coded alien being, hmm, the ultimate of all fathers, so no. No, no, no, absolutely not. Please don’t… KYLE: [still laughing, cannot hold it together] IAN: …No. [laughing] KYLE: Yahweh? No way! [still laughing] Oh, man. That’s the funniest answer you could’ve ever imagined.

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